Sunday, November 8, 2015

Backtrack Slightly: The New Hens


8-1-15 Saturday night
Pick up the chickens from a craigslist offering for $20 each. They are about six months old from mail order chicks, recently started laying and the owners are moving plus the neighbors have complained about egg laying noise. They have layed eggs in perfect silence here so far. I would love to see the commotion but I think he reassures them enough that they feel no need to make a fuss. Or perhaps they just haven't developed the routine yet or I happened to get the three most quiet birds in the flock of 10.

They have been free range chickens with organic feed in a large suburban back yard. The owners have a couple toddlers but didn't handle the chickens, so I had to come in the evening to more easily grab them from their roost. One Buff Orpington (supposed to be a super sweet breed) and two 'Ameraucana mix' because they made pink eggs rather than blue/green. I figured out they are really more like Easter Eggers without the blue egg gene but also super sweet and easy. Phoenix has the most gorgeous plumage laced like 8ie, tapering from a black base to red middle and yellow head like a flame rising from the ashes. Their down is grey underneath. Amber is overall lighter in color and more speckled with black chevrons compared to Phoenix's perfect patterned lacing.


8-2-15 Sunday morning
I let the hens out in the run, keeping the door to the coop closed for a few hours so they could get to know each other through the wire fence. Buffy the orpington showed an immediate affection for 8ie... the others were interested too but more cautious. When we put them together, it only took him a few seconds to mount Buffy, then he spent the rest of the day working on Amber and Phoenix, successfully mounting everyone before sunset more or less peacefully and everyone enjoyed immediate and total domestic bliss.

Most of his day's work is standing erect, neck extended as tall as he can get on tippy toes watching for predators. Buck! buck! buckah! if a cat, dog or crow passes by. And he spends some time chasing them around trying to mount them; strutting and 'accidentally' brushing against their sweet young bottoms - working on narrowing their sense of personal space, till he's in. The other activity is nesting/necking practice in the nest boxes. He works hard to win them. He is Barry White incarnate.

8-3-15 Monday
More of the same plus he mounted Buffy three times, which she did not appreciate! After mounting, they shake  off like a wet dog: eww, cooties! That night on the roost, she aborted her egg, dropping it like a poop before the shell hardened to show her disapproval with his exessive advances. She is the smallest (but the quickest) on the bottom of the pecking order. Buffy is lightning quick and smart when it comes to identifying food - she has snatched the goodies up before anyone else knows what's going on. And she holds good sway with 8ie; he always allows her to swoop goodies from him. She is a swetie for sure. She could be at the top of the pecking order if she had a mind to but she just isn't interested in gaining control through force.

8-4-15 Tuesday
Phoenix got the favorite treatment today, with hours snuggling in the nest box.

In the afternoon, I heard the sound of fabric ripping, looked over and saw a goat tearing strips of canvas off their shelter and eating it.

8-5-15 Wednesday
Amber caught a garter snake and swallowed it head first! She got favorite position in the nest box for snuggles today.

8-6-15 Thursday
I forget the details for this day.

8-7-15 Friday
8ie didn't crow in the morning but he did crow around noon; the first time during the day since he got his ladies. He sounded kind of out of practice. He used to crow all day, every couple hours. We were talking about picking up three more hens next morning and I think he was encouraging this line of thought. There's a store in Half Moon Bay that sells 3-month old chickens once a month first come first serve. I have to open the store at 9:30 so a friend agreed to pick them up on the condition that she can also bring back a couple rabbits.

As predicted, the hens convinced 8ie to stay up later in the evening. In the depths of his depression he'd taken to the roost as early as 5PM, when it doesn't get dark till 9PM. At his best, he would go up to roost at 7PM. 8ie wakes up feeling randy - aching to mount a hen, though he doesn't always succeed, and he conceeds most of the rest of the day to standing watch and snuggling. By evening, he's ready to collect payment for the day's work and accomplishes mounting more successfully. That's the main motivation to stay up late. As late as 8:00 but tonight, around 7PM, I heard them hopping up to the roost, went out to see how they settled in and saw that Phoenix was gone. My best guess is a cat reached through the 1-1/2" openings in the wood slats and pulled her out though I didn't hear any commotion. I'll have to add wire mesh at ground level.

Then more rustling on the roost... Buffy came down and I gave her some sunflower seeds, then she hemmed and hawed about getting back up to the roost. 8ie had first position, then Amber and Buffy was left to Amber's side. I think she would rather be aside 8ie and the approach was plotting how to attain that position. One night, 8ie was first to roost but somehow Phoenix managed to crawl over him and get the prime roosting spot. Their very first night together, Amber was last up to the roost and she attempted to fly up from near the bottom straight into the huddled masses, failing and falling 7 feet to the floor. After that she resigned to a very low roost position and I took her to be at the bottom of the pecking order. It took a few days to realize she's at the top of the pecking order with 8ie's favorite Buffy at the bottom.

With Phoenix, the middle sister gone, the balance of power changed and Buffy jostled for position on the roost.

8-8-15 Saturday
Well, Phoenix is still there - turns out she was hiding above the door frame, out of sight. She took that first position again Sunday night and Monday.

8-9-15 Sunday

8ie has a short but full-on hackle-up kicking and pecking fight with Buffy late morning, then they had a long dust bath snuggle in early afternoon with lots of purring and cooing from him. Amber got nailed twice. On the roost: Phoenix was first to the safest hidy spot, with 8ie and Amber cuddled tight briefly then moved way over to the other end close to Buffy and gives her a a gentle (love peck?) on the neck. Buffy 'silent crows', Amber tight-ropes back down the roost to 8ie & back to Buffy again. I can't help but think Amber is interested in building a relationship with Buffy, on her terms of course.

'Silent Crowing' is something I saw 8ie do towards me as a bachelor and I've seen the girls do it a couple times. I think it's a kind of passive-aggressive thing like: "i'm inclined to yell at you but won't actually make a peep.' Roosters will circle a hen closely to establish dominance and he did that to me once while free-ranging but about 15 feet away from me in a broad crescent - he walked a few steps, silent crowed, walked a few more steps, silent crowed, repeat in a broad arc around me.

When 8ie was a bachelor in the depths of his worst depression, going to bed all day, refusing to free range, moaning all day for weeks prior: "uhahhhh - how can you make me live like this with no company? This is not tolerable! moan!" Then I arranged a date with one of the hens next door. The boss there has it in his mind that roosters are mean and he doesn't want his ladies harassed so it took some convincing to extract visitation from them. One cute little blond came over and to be cautious, she was just placed in a cage next to his cage. They did lots of sweet flirting, and she was ushered away a couple hours later. The next day, he was encouraged enough to free range again for a while in the evening and I noticed he wanted to come close to me. In the past I saw this desire for narrowing personal space limitations more with a stink-eye, approaching for attack but this time I didn't see any stink eye, just breaking limits of appropriate personal space barriers. His mom said: 'Bromance!', hah, well maybe sorta but I learned once he got the girls, this is just how he operates. He stalks around the coop making his rounds, neck fully extended keeping an eye out for predators while relentlessly breaking down their tolerance for closeness - casually brushing against and leaning on their cute fluffy butts till they get used to it and allow it.

I shot some video footage for a potential 'Chicken TV' youtube channel after giving them some fresh bug and grub filled soil that we scrape up under tables and between pots, while cleaning up the sales floor. Lots of athletic scratching and hunting ensues; they scratch the ground, then study the scene, looking for wiggly movements and peck, scratch, repeat. 8ie alternates between standing tall: keeping watch for predators, scratch/hunt/peck and chasing the ladies, trying to mount them.

8ie crowed mid day in two sessions for the first time since he met the girls, then at 1:40 AM, 5AM, 6AM.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Crazy Eight


I should clarify that "8ie" is short for the rooster's formal name: Crazy Eight. He got the name for the way he shakes his head side to side like a mad-man. I like to think that means he has had a bad thought and is trying to shake it off - trying not to be the lunatic he is and be more of a gentleman.

Here's a vintage video of him dancing the Samba, as a bachelor, free ranging:

Friday, November 6, 2015

The Rooster Gets Some Wives

8-5-15 Wednesday

We received Crazy Eight on 2-14-15 and he arrived a frightened bird in a strange new place, spending a few days in a little plastic dog kennel, then I scrounged up some chicken wire and made him an outdoor run. Soon, I built him a nice big wood split-level chicken coop. Now he's got three sweethearts and a deluxe shaded chicken run: the first nine-foot segment of four to dust bathe and scratch for bugs with his girls.

In the months of his loneliness, he groused and complained increasingly till he spent whole days in bed, depressed. Every time I walked by he'd moan: "How can you make me live this way? I needs girls!" He was the 'Chicken of Unfathomable Misery'

I brought the three new hens back in the evening of 8-1-15 and left them in the little plastic dog kennel till morning then let them out in the chicken run with 8ie locked in the roosting room so they could make introductions through the fence for an hour or so. Buffy, the Buff Orpington was especially interested in 8ie and spent time up close through the fence.

[This clip shows Heather giving interest. Buffy is the strawberry blonde one - she was the first to be intrigued by him. Heather is probably his favorite, Buffy isn't easy - he loves them all.]

When I opened the door to let them mix, he just took a few seconds to mount Buffy. He spent the rest of the day seducing the other two - working hard at it. He was a new man: so happy to have a job guarding his flock from predators and working his wiles on them day in and day out.

[He spent the rest of the day seducing the other two - again, Heather in this clip]




The most surprising behavior has been his nesting instincts. He goes into the plastic kennel and purrs/coos, attracting the curious hens who cuddle under him, over him, between his legs in both directions, under his belly sideways, over and over, sometimes all four of them together cuddling. He has trained them to lay their eggs in the nest boxes and the other day I saw he spent lots of time with Phoenix, the middle sister, cuddling her extensively as she laid an egg and I saw her peer out of the box from between his legs panting for air.


[Here we have Buffy getting smothered in the nestbox by the cock, with Heather watching]

The actual act of mounting tends to be accomplished on the sly. He grabs them by the neck and forces them to squat. It doesn't last more than a few seconds, then she shakes off like a wet dog: 'Eww, cooties!" The second day, he mounted Buffy three times and she was upset about that so much that she aborted the day's egg from the roost before the shell hardened up: dropped like a poop with a papery thin shell.



But he is an astoundingly endearing, protective husband all day long. The rooster's job is to protect the flock and keep an eye out for predators. He stands erect on the watch most of the day while the ladies forage and dust bathe safely. When he finds some good food, he makes excited purring sounds and offers the best treats to his ladies. They need to give birth to a small baby almost every day - he doesn't need to eat much at all, and is glad to share for a favor.

Roosters will fake the "I've got a treat for you" routine with a pebble, then mount the unsuspecting hen... the hens will learn that trick though. In a large flock of 300 with plenty of acres and a dozen roosters, the hens choose their rooster and cock fights are rare and brief.

Chickens were originally domesticated in Southeast Asia for cock fighting.


These four chickens have been experiencing pretty much total domestic bliss for the last few days.






8ie used to crow all day and all night, now just a few rounds in the morning. Apparently the crowing is a mating call... I had thought it was a territorial warning but apparently not for him, anyways.

He used to hate all children and about half of adults would set him into growling like a tyrannosaurus,. Now he has no problem with children. Any visitor is fine as long as it's not a cat, bird-dog or hawk. If you sneak up quickly from around the corner he will "buck buckaw!" to alert the ladies of danger, or if a cat or crow passes by. He is very cautious.

The neighbors, who have about 80 goats and several chickens, recently got a small herd of 4 feral cats to control the wharf rats. Their free range chickens pay no attention to the teenage kittens but 8ie is very cautious. He used to free-range in the evenings after the store's gates are closed but refuses now, for his safety. I'll let the ladies take him out for free ranging after a week of getting settled. He did no damage to our plants because he mostly focused on flirting with the neighbor hens and he doesn't have much of an appetite. The hens will likely require protecting certain areas around the nursery like seedlings and veggies.

 [a small herd of 4 feral cats to control the wharf rats]

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Intro

We call our eggs 'spoiled chicken eggs'. They aren't rotten eggs but eggs that come from spoiled chickens. If you buy your eggs from the grocery store, they are guaranteed to be from abused chickens. 'Cage free' means thousands of birds are thrown together in an open barn. To keep them from pecking each other to death, their beaks are burned off. 'Free range' means there is a small chain link enclosure where some of them can go outside for a few minutes a day. I'm not a fanatic animal rights person or even a vegetarian but this is just the reality of cheap factory farmed chickens in today's world.

Chickens are extremely socially smart animals with crazy unique personalities. This blog documents my education about raising them, starting from complete ignorance.